What Is This Mess?

New Year

2011-01-24T03:39:00.000-08:00

Well new year has started and after a HD mishap I ended up deleting my 3 years of pictures and WIP's folder hahaaaaa~ orz
Along with all my gift art and doodles, icons, backgrounds, sketches, sai and oc files, annnddd gifs...

SO INSTEAD OF MOPING AROUND LIKE A BABY ill take this in stride and start anew. Yeaaaa I got this.

*tears*

bwahahahaha

2010-10-11T01:26:00.000-07:00

UnusualPretense: Also
UnusualPretense: The song is S.E.X.Y By NiNA
UnusualPretense: >_>
UnusualPretense: Its kinda huge in the club scene right now.
Shews: no its not
UnusualPretense: I just shazam'd it on my iPhone o-o
Shews: its Honey Trap by Jolin tsai
UnusualPretense: The fuck?
Shews: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bZAnG0n1Rc
UnusualPretense: /investigate
UnusualPretense: the hell
UnusualPretense: IPHONE WHY HAVE YOU LIED TO ME D:
Shews: B)
UnusualPretense: /Bows to 'weesa's awesome powers.
Shews: im better then any fuckin app out there
Shews: also lol power of related videos
UnusualPretense: ...

GAWWWD DAMN IT DON

2010-09-29T16:34:00.000-07:00

I both hate and love my friends

Jackie Fag: how'ruu shewbie doo?
Jackie Fag: ...
Jackie Fag: HUH
Jackie Fag: SHEWBIE DOO
Jackie Fag: I LIKE IT

Shews :3c: NOOOOOOOOOO

Jackie Fag: WHEN THE GHOSTS AND GHOOOULS ATTACK
Jackie Fag: shewbie gets
Jackie Fag: a granny snack
Jackie Fag: shewbie doobie do
Jackie Fag: HAMBONE!

Shews :3c: sdjkfdsjhsdf

Jackie Fag: new show
Jackie Fag: after
Jackie Fag: all my rolls
Jackie Fag: that cinnamon bun is a tramp
Shews :3c: xcvjnxvjl;v

Mech-A-Thon

2010-08-07T22:50:00.000-07:00

I came across this StarCraft 2 trailer remix that spurred on a mech sketch marathon last night.

Now as just a excersise to get me outta my current art funk I wana redraw em better and clean em up c:
here the fisrt I got of 4 so far...

wish me luck.

I how i do~

2010-07-02T10:29:00.000-07:00

Idk just a quick "How I Usually Draw And Color My Tegaki Post Colored Pics" since I noticed I had the screen caps c:

PART 1

involves alot of yellow scribbles and then when i see in my head, what i like i go over with a darker line to get where im goin. This is the one that usually has the most life to it since its a sketch and im not overdoin it to make the colors nice and OCD'ing everywhere on the pic.

PART 2

ALOT OF ZOOMING
idk i TRY going from back to the very front of the pic, ala background/middle/foreground, but I can't help myself sometimes. Its overall a pain since tegaki works in only one big layer.

PART 3

Bam! Stickin with solids over the shaded skin usually saves my ass alot as its easy to touch up as well as a thick border on certain things. fix up what i want and then add the final touches, you got your generic colored shews tegaki pic.

About them old balls

2010-06-30T18:44:00.000-07:00

Shews: OH i did eat some questionably old spaghetti and meatballs canned
Shews: thats prob it

Kinteru: See.
Kinteru: OLD BAWLS
Kinteru: makin you sick.

Shews: lmao
Shews: what
Shews: that

Kinteru: what, old balls?

Shews: that could be taken in many diff ways

Kinteru: what, im saying it as is
Kinteru: old meat balls made you sick.
Kinteru: what's wrong with that
Kinteru: old meaty balls
Kinteru: probably outta date or something

Shews: stop dsfjksd;j;

Kinteru: what? i don't see whats wrong
Kinteru: maybe the meat in those balls was just.. really old
Kinteru: or like maybe
Kinteru: it did those things where it just sorta

Shews: KINS LMDAnaidoasf

Kinteru: rotted and
Kinteru: it got all nasty
Kinteru: and when you cooked n ate it
Kinteru: you didn't notice that funk in those balls
Kinteru: and now you're paying for it in the morning

KINS STOP LMAO

Time for a dump

2010-06-28T01:57:00.000-07:00

a doodle dump that is.

With these goggles on all my fav pokemon become busty women, im afraid there is no cure.

Also just to get a point across...

with that, goodnight u v u

Best story BY APPLES

2010-05-21T22:09:00.000-07:00

Apples Gud:
Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Shews: forever my fav stroy

Apples Gud: Hahahaha

Shews: story
Shews: fjhfsdjh

First nightmare in a while

2010-05-20T23:17:00.000-07:00

Shews: this morning i woke up i had a nightmare, but it was very....theatrical? and dramatic, so it was cool and creepy all at once

Granfalloon: woah...what happened?

Shews: i was in my kitchen and its a small kitchen and when all the other lights in the house are off at night it glows really yellow

Granfalloon: mhm

Shews: but recently the bulb has been dying so it flickers

Granfalloon: mhm

Shews: so im in the middle of my kitchen and the light flickering and im trying to open my bottle of cough syrup and i look into over where the kitchen table is but its just all dark while im trying to open the bottle.
Then i cough again and breathe in but i can't breathe out.
And my throat starts itching worse and its that real scratchy dry smoker cough but i still can't breathe out.

Granfalloon: omg :(

Shews: so im making this gurgle rasping noise as im breathing in and i fall to my knees and start banging on the cabinets to wake up my parents.
and the light keeps flickering.
then i took my last deep breath in and my lungs and the light popped off and i woke up with me just staring up at my ceiling coughing

Granfalloon: D: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-04-30T00:11:00.000-07:00

*sigh* :/ emotions of a girl, derp blog post topic 1/9,657,321,324

aka ill get over it dumb emotions

Welcoming in the new year

2010-04-06T12:35:00.000-07:00

Kinteru: could you
Kinteru: imagine

Shews: no

Kinteru: My dear sir, you appear to be walking quite awkwardly today!
Kinteru: You see, Jim.
Kinteru: I have inserted a, rectal rocket, into my anus.

Shews: no

Kinteru: A rectal rocket?!
Kinteru: My god, Thompson, why would you need such a device for!
Kinteru: You see, Jim.

Shews: hfdskjsadsaf

Kinteru: Ever since I got married, my wife appears to enjoy riding me as if I am some sort of equine.
Kinteru: Lately I've been getting ass pains and what appears to be blood fluids in my bowel movements.
Kinteru: MY GOD THOMPSON!
Kinteru: I never knew!!
Kinteru: I hope that rectal rocket does you some good, my boy.
Kinteru: Thank you, Jim.

Shews: ewebfhsfgverhgghafj;kdhgjk;hfdgdfa
Shews: dfgjlk;dagk
Shews: fdkl

And then shews died and never laughed harder ever again

2009-09-19T01:53:00.000-07:00

I feel yucky, lets hope tho this just stays as a cold >:|

Mawwwwww a while

2009-08-31T05:39:00.000-07:00

Fucccccckkk I haven't slept in two days now im off to school, wish me luck I don't tip over passed out.

2009-08-27T11:07:00.000-07:00

Sooooo~ School has started up for me again (I WON'T DROP OUT THIS TIME) and i think you get my feelings about the whole matter.

Dat hair sniff

2009-07-11T10:03:00.000-07:00

lmaooooo I love you Prince im sorry XD

Lol, more OpenCanvas doodles, Backid (dragon thing and lady) is one of my fav oc's.

Aaah now time to go shower c:

LMAO

2009-07-10T04:17:00.000-07:00

It all makes more sense if you watch this

I want more tea

2009-07-02T22:38:00.000-07:00

Wtf OC exploded when me an gran were in there, ended in lols, mine on the right.

Had some fun in my tegaki sketch account with some pokemon gijinkas, made a little foursome set c: I seem to be doing that alot nowadays, just sketching~

OH SHIT 4TH OF JULY COMING UP OOOHHH BBOOOYYYY

First postings

2009-06-29T00:58:00.000-07:00

Well as a first post I thought I should start out with the best, this being some of it...

your welcome Gran were badass at drawing naked men.