bwahahahaha

UnusualPretense: Also
UnusualPretense: The song is S.E.X.Y By NiNA
UnusualPretense: >_>
UnusualPretense: Its kinda huge in the club scene right now.
Shews: no its not
UnusualPretense: I just shazam'd it on my iPhone o-o
Shews: its Honey Trap by Jolin tsai
UnusualPretense: The fuck?
Shews: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bZAnG0n1Rc
UnusualPretense: /investigate
UnusualPretense: the hell
UnusualPretense: IPHONE WHY HAVE YOU LIED TO ME D:
Shews: B)
UnusualPretense: /Bows to 'weesa's awesome powers.
Shews: im better then any fuckin app out there
Shews: also lol power of related videos
UnusualPretense: ...

GAWWWD DAMN IT DON

I both hate and love my friends

Jackie Fag: how'ruu shewbie doo?
Jackie Fag: ...
Jackie Fag: HUH
Jackie Fag: SHEWBIE DOO
Jackie Fag: I LIKE IT

Shews :3c: NOOOOOOOOOO

Jackie Fag: WHEN THE GHOSTS AND GHOOOULS ATTACK
Jackie Fag: shewbie gets
Jackie Fag: a granny snack
Jackie Fag: shewbie doobie do
Jackie Fag: HAMBONE!

Shews :3c: sdjkfdsjhsdf

Jackie Fag: new show
Jackie Fag: after
Jackie Fag: all my rolls
Jackie Fag: that cinnamon bun is a tramp
Shews :3c: xcvjnxvjl;v

Mech-A-Thon

I came across this StarCraft 2 trailer remix that spurred on a mech sketch marathon last night.

Now as just a excersise to get me outta my current art funk I wana redraw em better and clean em up c:
 here the fisrt I got of 4 so far...

wish me luck.

I how i do~

Idk just a quick "How I Usually Draw And Color My Tegaki Post Colored Pics" since I noticed I had the screen caps c:

PART 1

involves alot of yellow scribbles and then when i see in my head, what i like i go over with a darker line to get where im goin. This is the one that usually has the most life to it since its a sketch and im not overdoin it to make the colors nice and OCD'ing everywhere on the pic.

PART 2

ALOT OF ZOOMING
idk i TRY going from back to the very front of the pic, ala background/middle/foreground, but I can't help myself sometimes. Its overall a pain since tegaki works in only one big layer.

PART 3

Bam! Stickin with solids over the shaded skin usually saves my ass alot as its easy to touch up as well as a thick border on certain things. fix up what i want and then add the final touches, you got your generic colored shews tegaki pic.

About them old balls

Shews: OH i did eat some questionably old spaghetti and meatballs canned
Shews: thats prob it
 
Kinteru: See.
Kinteru: OLD BAWLS
Kinteru: makin you sick.
 
Shews: lmao
Shews: what
Shews: that
 
Kinteru: what, old balls?
 
Shews: that could be taken in many diff ways
 
Kinteru: what, im saying it as is
Kinteru: old meat balls made you sick.
Kinteru: what's wrong with that
Kinteru: old meaty balls
Kinteru: probably outta date or something
 
Shews: stop dsfjksd;j;
 
Kinteru: what? i don't see whats wrong
Kinteru: maybe the meat in those balls was just.. really old
Kinteru: or like maybe
Kinteru: it did those things where it just sorta
 
Shews: KINS LMDAnaidoasf
 
Kinteru: rotted and
Kinteru: it got all nasty
Kinteru: and when you cooked n ate it
Kinteru: you didn't notice that funk in those balls
Kinteru: and now you're paying for it in the morning

KINS STOP LMAO

Time for a dump

a doodle dump that is.

With these goggles on all my fav pokemon become busty women, im afraid there is no cure.



Also just to get a point across...

with that, goodnight u v u

Best story BY APPLES

Apples Gud:
Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


Shews: forever my fav stroy


Apples Gud: Hahahaha


Shews: story
Shews: fjhfsdjh

First nightmare in a while

Shews: this morning i woke up i had a nightmare, but it was very....theatrical? and dramatic, so it was cool and creepy all at once


Granfalloon: woah...what happened?


Shews: i was in my kitchen and its a small kitchen and when all the other lights in the house are off at night it glows really yellow


Granfalloon: mhm


Shews: but recently the bulb has been dying so it flickers


Granfalloon: mhm


Shews: so im in the middle of my kitchen and the light flickering and im trying to open my bottle of cough syrup and i look into over where the kitchen table is but its just all dark while im trying to open the bottle.
Then i cough again and breathe in but i can't breathe out.
And my throat starts itching worse and its that real scratchy dry smoker cough but i still can't breathe out.


Granfalloon: omg :(


Shews: so im making this gurgle rasping noise as im breathing in and i fall to my knees and start banging on the cabinets to wake up my parents.
and the light keeps flickering.
then i took my last deep breath in and my lungs and the light popped off and i woke up with me just staring up at my ceiling coughing


Granfalloon: D: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh* :/ emotions of a girl, derp blog post topic 1/9,657,321,324

aka ill get over it dumb emotions

Welcoming in the new year

Kinteru: could you
Kinteru: imagine

Shews: no

Kinteru: My dear sir, you appear to be walking quite awkwardly today!
Kinteru: You see, Jim.
Kinteru: I have inserted a, rectal rocket, into my anus.

Shews: no

Kinteru: A rectal rocket?!
Kinteru: My god, Thompson, why would you need such a device for!
Kinteru: You see, Jim.

Shews: hfdskjsadsaf

Kinteru: Ever since I got married, my wife appears to enjoy riding me as if I am some sort of equine.
Kinteru: Lately I've been getting ass pains and what appears to be blood fluids in my bowel movements.
Kinteru: MY GOD THOMPSON!
Kinteru: I never knew!!
Kinteru: I hope that rectal rocket does you some good, my boy.
Kinteru: Thank you, Jim.

Shews: ewebfhsfgverhgghafj;kdhgjk;hfdgdfa
Shews: dfgjlk;dagk
Shews: fdkl

And then shews died and never laughed harder ever again