Monday, October 11, 2010


UnusualPretense: Also
UnusualPretense: The song is S.E.X.Y By NiNA
UnusualPretense: >_>
UnusualPretense: Its kinda huge in the club scene right now.
Shews: no its not
UnusualPretense: I just shazam'd it on my iPhone o-o
Shews: its Honey Trap by Jolin tsai
UnusualPretense: The fuck?
UnusualPretense: /investigate
UnusualPretense: the hell
Shews: B)
UnusualPretense: /Bows to 'weesa's awesome powers.
Shews: im better then any fuckin app out there
Shews: also lol power of related videos
UnusualPretense: ...

Wednesday, September 29, 2010


I both hate and love my friends

Jackie Fag: how'ruu shewbie doo?
Jackie Fag: ...
Jackie Fag: HUH
Jackie Fag: I LIKE IT


Jackie Fag: shewbie gets
Jackie Fag: a granny snack
Jackie Fag: shewbie doobie do
Jackie Fag: HAMBONE!

Shews :3c: sdjkfdsjhsdf

Jackie Fag: new show
Jackie Fag: after
Jackie Fag: all my rolls
Jackie Fag: that cinnamon bun is a tramp
Shews :3c: xcvjnxvjl;v

Saturday, August 7, 2010


I came across this StarCraft 2 trailer remix that spurred on a mech sketch marathon last night.

Now as just a excersise to get me outta my current art funk I wana redraw em better and clean em up c:
 here the fisrt I got of 4 so far...

wish me luck.

Friday, July 2, 2010

I how i do~

Idk just a quick "How I Usually Draw And Color My Tegaki Post Colored Pics" since I noticed I had the screen caps c:

involves alot of yellow scribbles and then when i see in my head, what i like i go over with a darker line to get where im goin. This is the one that usually has the most life to it since its a sketch and im not overdoin it to make the colors nice and OCD'ing everywhere on the pic.


idk i TRY going from back to the very front of the pic, ala background/middle/foreground, but I can't help myself sometimes. Its overall a pain since tegaki works in only one big layer.

Bam! Stickin with solids over the shaded skin usually saves my ass alot as its easy to touch up as well as a thick border on certain things. fix up what i want and then add the final touches, you got your generic colored shews tegaki pic.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

About them old balls

Shews: OH i did eat some questionably old spaghetti and meatballs canned
Shews: thats prob it

Kinteru: See.
Kinteru: OLD BAWLS
Kinteru: makin you sick.

Shews: lmao
Shews: what
Shews: that

Kinteru: what, old balls?

Shews: that could be taken in many diff ways

Kinteru: what, im saying it as is
Kinteru: old meat balls made you sick.
Kinteru: what's wrong with that
Kinteru: old meaty balls
Kinteru: probably outta date or something

Shews: stop dsfjksd;j;

Kinteru: what? i don't see whats wrong
Kinteru: maybe the meat in those balls was just.. really old
Kinteru: or like maybe
Kinteru: it did those things where it just sorta

Shews: KINS LMDAnaidoasf

Kinteru: rotted and
Kinteru: it got all nasty
Kinteru: and when you cooked n ate it
Kinteru: you didn't notice that funk in those balls
Kinteru: and now you're paying for it in the morning


Monday, June 28, 2010

Time for a dump

a doodle dump that is.

With these goggles on all my fav pokemon become busty women, im afraid there is no cure.

Also just to get a point across...
with that, goodnight u v u

Friday, May 21, 2010

Best story BY APPLES

Apples Gud:
Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Shews: forever my fav stroy

Apples Gud: Hahahaha

Shews: story
Shews: fjhfsdjh

Thursday, May 20, 2010

First nightmare in a while

Shews: this morning i woke up i had a nightmare, but it was very....theatrical? and dramatic, so it was cool and creepy all at once

Granfalloon: woah...what happened?

Shews: i was in my kitchen and its a small kitchen and when all the other lights in the house are off at night it glows really yellow

Granfalloon: mhm

Shews: but recently the bulb has been dying so it flickers

Granfalloon: mhm

Shews: so im in the middle of my kitchen and the light flickering and im trying to open my bottle of cough syrup and i look into over where the kitchen table is but its just all dark while im trying to open the bottle.
Then i cough again and breathe in but i can't breathe out.
And my throat starts itching worse and its that real scratchy dry smoker cough but i still can't breathe out.

Granfalloon: omg :(

Shews: so im making this gurgle rasping noise as im breathing in and i fall to my knees and start banging on the cabinets to wake up my parents.
and the light keeps flickering.
then i took my last deep breath in and my lungs and the light popped off and i woke up with me just staring up at my ceiling coughing

Granfalloon: D: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 30, 2010

*sigh* :/ emotions of a girl, derp blog post topic 1/9,657,321,324

aka ill get over it dumb emotions

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Welcoming in the new year

Kinteru: could you
Kinteru: imagine

Shews: no

Kinteru: My dear sir, you appear to be walking quite awkwardly today!
Kinteru: You see, Jim.
Kinteru: I have inserted a, rectal rocket, into my anus.

Shews: no

Kinteru: A rectal rocket?!
Kinteru: My god, Thompson, why would you need such a device for!
Kinteru: You see, Jim.

Shews: hfdskjsadsaf

Kinteru: Ever since I got married, my wife appears to enjoy riding me as if I am some sort of equine.
Kinteru: Lately I've been getting ass pains and what appears to be blood fluids in my bowel movements.
Kinteru: I never knew!!
Kinteru: I hope that rectal rocket does you some good, my boy.
Kinteru: Thank you, Jim.

Shews: ewebfhsfgverhgghafj;kdhgjk;hfdgdfa
Shews: dfgjlk;dagk
Shews: fdkl

And then shews died and never laughed harder ever again